April 8, 2007 8:59 PM

on the self check out line at walmart and the fact that i'm pretty much the coolest person in bastrop

the self check out is not rocket science, nor is it magical. it's the same thing the stoned high school kid does in the regular line, so you, having a GED, should be able to do it too. perhaps it would be easier if you put your barefoot and toothless kid with a mullet hair cut down so that you can better run the bar codes of your spam, miracle whip and fritos across the reader. i hate walmart soo much.

also while on the subject of walmart, it would be a good idea for when you only have four check out lanes open and there are an average of seven people in line to open more check out lanes. just a thought...

uh thirdly an open letter to the brown and primer gray mini van cruising around bastrop. when the speed limit is 65mph it means go 65mph, not 32mph. also there is a thing called RIGHT ON RED. it means if no one is coming you can turn right on a red light...

and in closing: i will be running for mayor in the next election. vote for me, because there is no one else among us fit to lead...

Posted by zackery at April 8, 2007 8:59 PM

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